Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Challenge: Amnesty -- Post Secret
Word count: 100, including Merlin's haiku on the Post Secret
"Merlin! Come here and explain this!"
Arthur waved at his laptop screen. "What's this—this pornographic poem you've posted for all the world to see?"
"Technically I mailed the postcard, and the site owner put it up. Wow, he actually picked my postcard." Merlin beamed.
"Never mind that!" Arthur said, impatient. "Who gave you permission to write porn about the Prince of Wales?"
"Why would you think it's about you?" Merlin asked, smiling coyly. "That's a Prince Albert apple."
Arthur snorted. "A prince's flavour. Real subtle, Merlin."
A/N: Once upon a time, benebu misread my drabble "A Prince's Favour" (The Rights of Possession Remix) as "A Prince's Flavour." X-posted @ my LJ.
I'd prettify the Post Secret except I've spent too much time on it already T_T